🖤 Slippy Definition Crewneck Sweatshirt – For Icy Sidewalk Days 🖤
If yinz grew up in Pittsburgh, you know exactly what "Slippy" means—and if not, this Slippy Pittsburghese Sweatshirt will teach 'em. Whether you're heading dahntahn or just walking to your car on a frosty morning, this comfy crewneck lets the world know you speak fluent Yinzer.
❄️ Why You’ll Love This Sweatshirt:
Pittsburghese Proud: Features the definition of “Slippy,” our favorite way to describe slick spots on them sidewalks n’at.
Premium Feel: Heavy blend cotton-poly mix keeps yinz cozy when it’s cold, damp, and gray (so... like, all winter).
Classic Fit: Looks good on everyone from your Uncle Rick to your cousin from Bloomfield.
🎁 Perfect For:
Yinzers who know how dangerous a slippy driveway can be
Gifting to Pittsburghers who’ve moved aht and miss the dialect
Casual days, coffee runs, or holiday parties with a regional twist
Fit: Classic unisex crew fit, tear-away label, soft as a Kennywood funnel cake
Durability: Double-needle stitching on neck, shoulders, cuffs, and waist
📦 Shipping & Personalization:
Ships in 2–5 business days
Custom requests welcome—just add a note at checkout and we’ll follow up with your proof
🧼 Care Instructions:
Wash inside-out in cold water on a delicate cycle. Lay flat to dry or tumble dry low. No bleach, no ironing directly on the design, and no dry cleaning. Keep that Pittsburghese look crisp!
🖤 The Yinzergear Promise:
Each piece is made-to-order with Yinzer pride. Because it’s custom, we can’t do returns unless there's a defect—but if there is, we’ll fix it quicker than a PennDOT road crew in July.
🛒 Ready to stay warm while showin’ off your dialect? Click “Add to Cart” and start your day the Slippy way!
